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Fri May 17, 2024
	Scientists find the river that aliens used to carry the stone blocks to the site of the Great Pyramids source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	0
	The weathervane train pulls into White River Junction... 40 years late source: vtdigger.org \| share: Copy Link	2
	DoorDash, wine, Christmas stockings, doormats, furniture, trash cans, sex toys; shoot, a feller could have a good time in Abita Springs with all that stuff source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	3

Thu May 16, 2024
	Raiders of the Lost Park. Two suspects sought in connection with archeological theft at national park source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	11
	Maybe now we can thaw and wake up Walt Disney's head? source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	20
	Lucy the Elephant, the 143-year-old elephant-shaped museum in the Jersey Shore town of Margate, is named America's best roadside attraction. In fact it trampled all others source: nbcnewyork.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Reminder, when running an IRS tax fraud scam, don't text a federal agent about it source: justice.gov \| share: Copy Link	13
	Detroit's population increases for the first time in decades. Experts credit Eminem's mom's spaghetti source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 16 is 'debacle' as in: "When putting on de belt, make sure to fasten debacle" source: merriam-webster.com \| share: Copy Link	7
	Photoshop these glowing rings source: api.time.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	This just in: Summer gonna be hot source: forbes.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	Please note: it's a poor choice to consume anything that comes in a coffin-shaped box source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	81
	This is not the UPS and Star Wars mashup you were asking for source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Boeing 747 makes emergency landing in Indonesia after celebrating National BBQ Day a bit too enthusiastically source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	35
	Residents of New Jersey town have their feathers all ruffled, now trying to stop officials from gassing a bunch of Canadian geese to death over poop-filled park source: nypost.com \| share: Copy Link	69
	FFS, Texas source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	187
	Today is National Love a Tree Day, so be sure to watch out for splinters when you celebrate source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	20
	Shakespeare in Delaware Park Opening Night Reception. Buffalo, New York. June 20th, 5:30PM source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	6
	Fark Party in Pittsburgh July? source: triblive.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	Britain's oldest joke found, shocking no one it's about the monarchy source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	39
	Photoshop this angular modern home and back yard source: contemporist.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of repentant thieves you might need to know that for your trial. Saint Katharine Drexel is the patron saint of racial justice source: 6abc.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew and Dill. Jesus Brought His Own Wood to the Cross edition source: twitch.tv \| share: Copy Link	5
	Alabama free range chicken is child labor and antibiotic free. Okay, antibiotic free source: al.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	'World's kindest plumber' who helped vulnerable people during the pandemic, was actually fleecing people of millions for pounds and used the same picture of a vulnerable person he'd 'saved from suicide', despite her dying years previously source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	18
	There are easier ways to get out of Indiana if you really want to source: wthr.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	For sale: California town. Price: $6,600,000. No word on the shipping costs source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	36
	Japanese steel factory searches for missing worker who had been working above a melting pot containing molten metals which were heated to more than 1,000 degrees source: bbc.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	76
	On this day in history, in 1717, satirical French writer Voltaire is imprisoned in the Bastille after daring to insult the government with his discovery of electricity source: history.com \| share: Copy Link	21
(Some Sports Guy)	Caption this coach and his player source: img-s-msn-com.akamaized.net \| share: Copy Link	23
	Millions of people do not have an inner battle with their own mind. What a dream source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	140
	Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes cuts from 999, Ian Dury, The Damned, and Kid Creole & The Coconuts. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #605. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options source: kuci.org \| share: Copy Link	83
(readersheds.co.uk)	Throwback to when a sheddie took an inshore fishing boat up a Welsh mountain turned it upside down and make a shed out of it - then he won Shed of the year 2013 source: readersheds.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	13
	The 21 sailors from the Baltimore bridge collapse ship (Dali) are still trapped on board two months on ...and that isn't even the weird part source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	98
	Horse rescued from apartment after three weeks hiding from flood waters; condition apparently stable source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	18
	Guy turns his dead dad into a chatbot, saying, "He just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes." No word on any implications to the hospitality industry source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	I never thought I'd see the day when there would be a recall on the devils lettuce, but here we are source: mlive.com \| share: Copy Link	49
	Can't improve on "Man who erected a giant wooden penis on his lawn fights to keep it up" source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	50
	The most 2024 headline of the week: The OnlyFans model who ruined the Portal previously went viral for licking a toilet. It's not news it's Fark and the world we have made for ourselves source: gizmodo.com \| share: Copy Link	56
	Use this one simple trick to turn a simple traffic ticket into a Class B felony source: midhudsonnews.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	The Kansas City Chiefs 2024 Schedule announcement meets the Hydraulic Press Channel. Vaht da Fahk source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Forget about Christ on a Cracker, here comes Obi-Wan on an Oreo source: gizmodo.com \| share: Copy Link	29
	Photoshop this little choir source: i.imgur.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	Day 18 of the Trump Election Interference trial in NYC. Vonzhitzinpants continues to summon GOP flying monkeys to do his messaging, triples down again on fighting his gag order, and Cohen's last expected day in the barrel. Fun starts at 9:30 AM source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	660
	Fark NotNewsletter: The Aurora Visited Us, This Time source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	University puts giant 'Barnacle' on windshield until you pay for parking tickets. No word on hood-bursting alien emerging later source: cbc.ca \| share: Copy Link	59
	Man missing for 27 years found next door, stuck inside a hole in his neighbor's basement source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	44
	What a shiatty reason to cancel school source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	14
	Day 813 of WW3. UAF strikes Belbek airfield arsenal. Pooty-Poot visits his boss in Beijing while his latest offensive stalls out in Kharkiv Oblast. Slovak PM Fico is not dead or pining for the fjords. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread source: kyivpost.com \| share: Copy Link	447
	Old women practice arcane crafts in the streets to lure acolytes, begging the question "do they float?" source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	23

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